Quan els algoritmes t'expliquen a que et dediques.

En un dels molt diccionaris d’informàticA he trobat aquesta definició: (Spelling suggestion). Una sugerencia ortográfica es una característica de algunas aplicaciones y servicios, usada para sugerir reemplazantes para una palabra que posiblemente está mal escrita.
Para sugerir palabras se suelen utilizar:
* Comparación con palabras de un diccionario predefinido: empleando algoritmos que determinen lo "cerca" de una palabra mal escrita a algunas palabras del diccionario. Por ejemplo, la comparación entre palabra mal escrita "sofware" de la que está correctamente escrita "software", son sumamente "cercanas" porque sólo difieren en una "t".
* Diccionario de palabras que suelen escribirse mal.o * Palabras habituales de los usuarios: por ejemplo, Google suele utilizar las frases más comunes empleadas en sus búsquedas por otros usuarios, para sugerírselas al usuario actual.

 Quan un text és capaç de fer aquestes coses per ell mateix, acava donan-te lliçons sobre allò a que et dediques, sobre allò del que estas escrivint.  I això és el que fa el meu word des de 1997. Us explico que li passa a l’algoritme.

Part de la meva feina consisteix en desenvolupar projectes per a la incorporació de criteris ambientals en la gestió d’organitzacions. Un procés que se’n diu Ambientalització. Però l’algoritme del Word, i també de l’Open Office em suggereixen constantment que n’hi digui EVANGELITZACIÓ. Es cert que Ambientalització no surt al diccionari, que em podria doncs suggerir el word? Per exemple Ambientació, s’assembla més ortograficament. És clar però que ambientar una organització té un significat ben diferent del que us he comentat que faig.

Aixi doncs amb bon criteri l’algoritme del Word ha decidit que estic més a prop d’Evangelitzar. Diu el DIEC que evangelitzar és v. tr. [LC] [RE] Instruir en la doctrina de l’Evangeli. 

I es podria veure així; hem construit un evangeli, el llistat de criteris ambientals, amb tot un seguit de consells per a duur a terme una gestió responsable pròpia d’una  organització "bona" del segle XXI, una organització que es guanyarà el cel amb la resta d’organitzacions que també compleixen amb la RSC (responsabilitat social corporativa), hi ha uns quants manaments, no gastis paper, no gastis llum, respecta el teu treballador, etc. (crec que en soritiren més de 10 !!!)

Però:

Com ho sap tot això l’algoritme del corrector del Word?

Que en faig jo d’aquest pensaments wordians quan al mati amb un cafè em recorda cada dia que he d’evangelitzar?

I pitjor, quina cara fa el Gerent de l’organització quan li arriba el meu informe

d’INDICADORS DE RESULTATS DEL PROCÉS D’EVANGELITZACIÓ 2009

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[Plácido - 07 de abril de 2010 - 09:54]

Así que el word te convierte en una evangelizadora ; -)

De mí han dicho que me dedico a adoctrinar. Y debe ser así, puesto que estoy a punto de recomendarte que prescindas del Word y te pases al Open Office, que es igual (o mejor) y es gratis.

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